Corrupt Wishes

This is a forum game I've seen other places, so I am bringing it here. One person makes a wish, which the next person then corrupts. Then they makeva wish, and the cycle continues. Here is an example:

Person 1: I wish Magnus and Soar were confirmed for Smash Bros!
Person 2: They are added, but you lose your hands and cannot play the game at all!

I'll start with my own wish, I wish Splatoon was releasing tomorrow!

Its released tomorrow, but you are turned into a squid and can't swim even in liquid.
I wish that I could get a Wii U.

You get your Wii U, but then the electricity goes out...

I WISH MOTHER 3 FOR NA VIRTUAL CONSOLE >:[

You get Mother 3, but it is entirely in Japanese
I wish we'd get more Smash announcements

Granted, but the announcement is that the game is cancelled.

I wish, I wish with all my heart to fly with dragons in a land apart.

You get your wish but the dragons are ferocious and they want to kill all humans...And aliens for that matter.

I wish there was more news on SMT x Fire Emblem.

They give us SMT x FE news, but you get hit by a bus shortly afterwards.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Noob_The_Third wrote:

I wish, I wish with all my heart to fly with dragons in a land apart.

This is the greatest thing I have seen all day, dragon tales!   


You recieve a million dollars, but then you get mugged on a street and lose everything.

I wish that I got to work with Sakurai on the Smash Bros. series.

You can, but Sakurai cancels SSB4 a day before launch.

I wish for three more wishes.

Granted, but you had unlimited wishes anyway so your wish was pointless.

I wish I had a sandwich.

You get a sandwich, but it tastes like a sandy witch.

I wish that I could control videogames with my mind.

Granted, but the only video games that have this capability are Virtual Boy games.

I wish Hyrule Warriors came out sooner before Smash.

You get your wish. However, you're completely broke whenever it comes out.

I wish I had the money for all these new games. ;_;

Granted, but whenever you go to a store, they're sold out of whatever you're looking for.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner.

You are a hot dog, except you must live forever neglected in the dump, ad you spoiled due to extreme heat.

I wish that I was a balloon.

You are a balloon, but you get eaten by a retarded llama.

I wish I was a retarded llama.

You become that lama and forget to eat and drink, dying from dehydration in 110°C weather.
I wish to die sometime after this post.

You die, however the death is very slow and painful.

I wish we got a Majora's Mask remake or new Metroid at E3.

They got unveiled. Unfortunately, at the sight of either game, you suffer short-term memory loss, so everyone else already knows about them but you never will.

I wish I'm first in my class next year.

You're first in your class next year. Unfortunately, junior year is another story...

I wish there was another Orre game.

You get a new Pokemon game taking place in Orre. However, it is very short, and extremely tough as well.

I wish I was good at drawing.

You are good at drawing; however, your skill ends up being noticed by everyone... including the government! The day after your dream is granted, Congress (?) abducts you and locks you into a small room where you are forced to draw pictures -- later sold on eBay to help fight national debt -- for the remainder of your life.


I wish I could be best friends with a red panda <3

Your wish is granted. However, in an unfortunate turn of events, you become insane and it runs away.

I wish this picture wasn't real.

The picture tiurns out to be a lie, and Magnus ceases to exist.

I wish that I knew the meaning of life

You find the meaning of life, but go insane in the process. (No one likes you anymore and you were forced into a mental institute.)

I wish Corsola would finally be banned