Corrupt Wishes

Corsola gets banned, but hackers use him anyway(Of course this wouldn't actually happen in real life, since Corsola is a fail).

I wish I would find my Pokemon GBA games.

You find them, right next to a magnet. The save feature no longer works, and the game crashes every other time at the title screen
I wish that I could improve my 5k time

Granted, but you break your right leg halfway through the season and become completely out of shape.

I wish I could be gifted in a musical instrument.

@Kiwi At least I PR'ed.
Granted, but its the Triangle
I wish I wasn't taking the ACTs tomorrow.

You don't have to take the ACTs tomorrow, but you get extremely sick and all you can do is stay in bed for an entire month.

I wish all the japanese Fire Emblem games were released on VC and english translated.

They are released, except they forgot to add the controls, and you must forever stare at the home menus!

I wish that I had the power to turn everything to gold.

Granted, but you can't change anything back, and become solid unmovabjle gold yourself.
I wish Sonic 06 wasn't a bug filled mess, and didn't have its Elise

It is no longer a bug filled mess, it is a very organized game filled with bugs instead.

I wish that E3 wasn't over.

It's not over, but it ends two hours from now and Nintendo announces they're leaving the game industry.

I wish for Pizza.

Granted, but the guy that delivers is gets startled when you open the door and trips and the pizza gets thrown onto your favorite shirt, staining it.
^I think I should at least get an A for effort u_u that was the first thing that came to mind

I wish I at least FELT ready for camp tomorrow, even if I'm not.

You feel ready for camp, but then you get sent to camp Half-Blood.

I wish I could speak every language in the world, fluently.

Granted, but after you learn all the languages you get cursed by a witch and every time you say a word that's not in English your head falls off.

I wish I was better at coming up with wishes.

You get better, but then you get beaten up. You live luckily, but you lose all your memory.

I wish King K. Rool and Ridley got in Smash as playable characters.

Granted, but Ridley is too big for Smash so he blocks the whole screen.

I wish I could live in Australia.

Granted, but your flight had a delay.

I wish everyone could get points on this site.

Granted, a -1000 points are added to your profile.
I wish I could make up my mind on what eShop games to buy.

Granted but then they take the games down which you decided on.

I wish for world peace.

You get world peace, but aliens come to Earth and start a universal war.

I wish I still had a working copy of Mario Kart Wii. ;__________;

Your copy suddenly starts working, but your Wii gets thrown out a window by an angry monkey.

I wish I had 3 more wishes.

Granted, but your wish was pointless since you had infinite wishes anyway.

I wish people wouldn't wish for things that were already wished for.

Granted, but then no more wishes are allowed.

I wish that I could still make wishes.

Granted, but all of your wishes get corrupted.

I wish I could live inside of a giant potato.

You now live inside of a big Potato, but unfortunately, Sasha eats it.
^That was a great Attack on Titan reference, I literally deserve some extra credit for that. u_u

I wish I could live in a video game and never come back to the real world.

@NUH Potatoes. u_u

The video game world you live in starts to become corrupted by bugs and glitches, then you went back to the real world.

I wish the last day of school would come quicker.

It comes quickly, but summer only lasts one day.

I wish I could afford all these new games.