Corrupt Wishes

You can afford all them, but then your video game systems themselves break.

I wish I had a kitten.

You get a kitten, but you have to go to Summer Camp and by the time you get back, you realize it ran away.

I wish we didn't have to sleep and eat to live, so that I'd have money for other stuff. ;____;

Granted, but you get mugged on the street losing everything.
I wish that could find a cheap copy of True Colors: The Best of Sonic the Hedgehog Part 2 CD.

You find it, but suddenly in the middle of the night someone breaks into your house and steals it.

I wish I didn't have to go back to School on the 4th.   

Granted; you go back to school tomorrow.

I wish I didn't have so much school summer packet stuff to do.

You don't have to do so much packet stuff, and are left with nothing to do for the rest of the summer.

I wish I had a trillion billion dollars, my own space shuttle and a private continent.

You get all you want, however, your money is stolen the next day, your Space Shuttle is gone and your private continent is so small that it is a small speck in the sea.

I wish I could time travel to October 3rd.

You time travel to October 3rd, 1987.

I wish I could keep some of the Smash roster a surprise for launch.

Granted; your entire city's power goes out until October 3rd, so you cannot go online to see what was unveiled or even charge your 3DS.

I wish I could stay #1 on the XType Plus leaderboards forever.

Granted, your Wii U Gamepad forever freezes on the leaderboards. Not even rebooting it changes the image.
I wish that I actually manage to :B: Metal Gear Rising by Tuesday.

Sweet, a corruption thread! I remember when the one I made on NintendoLife was still going....

Granted, but you never :B: a game ever again.

I wish for more comfortable sandals.

You get more comfortable sandals...so much that they pile up in your closet.

I wish Fourside was confirmed as a retro stage in SSB4.

Granted, but it's DLC that costs $9.99. And also Ness isn't playable u_____u

I wish my GBA/GCN adaptor would work ;____;

Granted, it works, but unfortunately, your GBA and GCN fail to work at the same time.

I wish I had more time before school starts D:

Granted, school will now take until midnight and homework will be multiplied!
I wish I was the best Pokémon master like no one ever was!

Granted, you are now the world master at Pokemon Shuffle.

I wish.

Granted. Here's your wish.




I wish for a wish.

Granted. That was your only wish.

I wish for all the amiibo.

Granted. You get them all, but none of them have their NFC Chips and will randomly fall apart for no apparent reason.

I wish it was September 1st already.

Granted, you are sent back to September 1st, 1923, then teleported to Tokyo, Japan.

I wish it was autumn.

Granted, but it feels like Winter, and has record breaking snowfall.

I wish Mother 3 was available on the Wii U Virtual Console.

Granted, but Nintendo was lazy and didn't translate it.

I wish it was easier to analyze books.

Granted. It is now easier for everyone except you to analyze books.

I wish that Nintendo would put games on sale more often.

Granted, every Nintendo game is now on sale, 1% off for a limited time only.

I wish it was August already.