What would you call the next Nintendo console?

There are thousands of potential ideas out there for a new and Nintendo went with adding a 3 to the DS and adding a U to the Wii. We like think a little more creatively however, and would like to know what you'd like the next Nintendo console to be called?

Some ideas I have are,

Nintendo 128, a Nintendo 64 times two.

The Verge, Not that we have any idea what it would be like... but it would sound cool.

Do you have any ideas?

Would the Nintendo 128 be 128-bit or 2 N64s?

Either way I don't think people would buy it.

Um.... isn't the GameCube 128-bit? (Not sure on that btw) It'd kinda be a major step backwards, if we took the name factually... heck, we don't even talk about Bits anymore, we're now in an age of 3D and HD.

I'm not thinking of any good names right now, though.

The Nintendo 128 would be like the Nintendo 64, except it would have twice as many of everything. Pixels, games, controllers, buttons, except the cost~

Why would Nintendo make 128-bit console if they have 1080p right now?

I think they should make a doughnut shaped console and call it the Nintendoughnut, because wordplay.

Noob_The_Third wrote:

Why would Nintendo make 128-bit console if they have 1080p right now?

I think they should make a doughnut shaped console and call it the Nintendoughnut, because wordplay.

They could because retro.

Professor Clayton wrote:

Noob_The_Third wrote:

Why would Nintendo make 128-bit console if they have 1080p right now?

I think they should make a doughnut shaped console and call it the Nintendoughnut, because wordplay.

They could because retro.

What would the console do that the GameCube couldn't? What would it do that the Wii U can't?

Noob_The_Third wrote:

I think they should make a doughnut shaped console and call it the Nintendoughnut, because wordplay.

In that case, I think they should make a console called the NintenD'oh! and have it just be a box with nothing in it, and see how many people buy it. They can then use that money for all they lost on the Wii U, and then they can make another console called the NintenDon't, and have it have great graphics, FaceBook/Twitter/Instagram/Pinterest/Tumblr/SnapChat/Google+/every other social network I forgot implementation, no motion controls whatsoever, a terrible controller, a VR headset, 1 TB of RAM, a 10 TB hard drive built in, only 3rd party games, and a $5000 pricetag.

EDIT: Then they could have their next console be a serious console, and have it be the best selling console of the 11th generation of games. Because maybe their competitors and haters would get the point by then.

Noob_The_Third wrote:

Professor Clayton wrote:

Noob_The_Third wrote:

Why would Nintendo make 128-bit console if they have 1080p right now?

I think they should make a doughnut shaped console and call it the Nintendoughnut, because wordplay.

They could because retro.

What would the console do that the GameCube couldn't? What would it do that the Wii U can't?

It would be amazing, obviously.

Professor Clayton wrote:

Noob_The_Third wrote:

Professor Clayton wrote:

Noob_The_Third wrote:

Why would Nintendo make 128-bit console if they have 1080p right now?

I think they should make a doughnut shaped console and call it the Nintendoughnut, because wordplay.

They could because retro.

What would the console do that the GameCube couldn't? What would it do that the Wii U can't?

It would be amazing, obviously.

Yeah, but how? I don't think many people would buy a 128-bit console if its competitors were all Hyper HD.

How about the Nintendo Hyper Dreamcast, or HD for short?

I would call it the Nintendo Vendetta. Not that I'm any good at naming anything, lol.

Or I could be un-original as most people and go with The Revolution.

Nintendo Neighbor, because it uses your pool when you're out of the house. >:[

Wii UDXHDGBCAXEV+

Let's face it, it's the most likely.

Or they could call it the Nintendo Joe, and have an awesome titular mascot to go with it.