The 8BF Deserted Island Vacation Getaway (T8BFDIVG For Short)

So I could have picked somewhere better, but this was the cheapest place. They don't like anyone bringing their own stuff, but by extensive bargaining, I've managed to make it so that we can all bring one thing. (Storage units containing things to not count. If you want to bring your toothbrush, that's all you can bring. If you want to bring an extra article of clothing, you can, but not an entire outfit. If you bring your 3DS, hope others bring a charging cable and a game (not one person).) Also, to ensure that this is a relaxing vacation they are going to brainwash you of all knowledge relating to work. Well, as good will, they will let you remember or learn a skill. So who's coming? (Note that, however, you can gain other items/skills via treasure on islands.)

Also, credit goes to SomeBitTripFan for making the other DIVGs. (Again, sorry... D: )

I shall bring along a Rocking Chair! It has infinite potential. Firewood, a weapon, relaxation device, torch, ladder of sorts, table of sorts, bed, shelter, sled, the rounded bottom can be a boomerang, it can even be a rocking chair!

As for my skill, I'd like to know everything about survival in nature. I'd know what foods are safe to eat, animals to avoid, etc.

I shall bring a fishing rod, so we can catch fish.

My skill will be to control marsupials, so I can control bandicoots and koalas and other useful animals.

I shall bring a Double Decker Couch...SO SEVERAL PEOPLE CAN SIT AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
./inb4dumbestideai'veeverheard

My skill shall be to manipulate spoons. BEST. POWAH. EVAH.

Now Mosky can sit while he fishes. And when he catches the fish, we can eat them spoons and safe berries.

Alright, seeing as no one else has joined, time for a long journey to the Island. We shall have tough challenges, dangerous enemies and even magnificent treasures and memories ahead of us...but we'll make it.

Tough enemies? Challenges? Some vacation.   

Professor Clayton wrote:

Tough enemies? Challenges? Some vacation.   

It was the only thing we could settle for. They wouldn't let us have the Golden Brand Cruise Liner, they wanted us to swim there, but I gave them 100 Dollars and they gave us a wooden plank. It was the best I could do.

NoUsernameHere wrote:

Professor Clayton wrote:

Tough enemies? Challenges? Some vacation.   

It was the only thing we could settle for. They wouldn't let us have the Golden Brand Cruise Liner, they wanted us to swim there, but I gave them 100 Dollars and they gave us a wooden plank. It was the best I could do.

I still would have preferred the hype train... but this will do. I suppose. U___U

Why can't we come to the island on the double decker couch?

I meant to join this D:

Dash wrote:

I meant to join this D:

Feel free to, I guess. Seeing as this stated off a bit earlier than I hoped, I'll still accept people, but only for the time being.

Edit:
@Mosky: Well, that could work...but would we have to abandon the plank or something? I paid good money for this thing, ya know! >:[

Okay then. I shall bring the the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have, the Towel. Kudos if you get the obvious reference.

As for my power, I choose the completely pointless Name Identification power! By simply looking at things, I can give you what their name is.

Dash wrote:

Okay then. I shall bring the the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have, the Towel. Kudos if you get the obvious reference.

As for my power, I choose the completely pointless Name Identification power! By simply looking at things, I can give you what their name is.

I'll take the M&M's ones.

Professor Clayton wrote:

Dash wrote:

Okay then. I shall bring the the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have, the Towel. Kudos if you get the obvious reference.

As for my power, I choose the completely pointless Name Identification power! By simply looking at things, I can give you what their name is.

I'll take the M&M's ones.

The kudos are a lie. He already brought a towel so he can't bring anything else.

Looking at the melting chocolate on the box, I think that defies gravity.

@Clay: I've seen that happen in commercials before, but not irl, so probably. I still think you're right tho.

Alright, that aside, shall we get this show on the road? The first island is a bit of a ways ahead, but I think I can put together a map real quick...



Here it is. I have great paint skills.

I don't think I want to know what that one island is supposed to be.

Professor Clayton wrote:

I don't think I want to know what that one island is supposed to be.

What, the one marked with a Question Mark? No one knows what it is...it could be a Mirror Island, a deserted island, or even an island with the Grand Treasure...we don't know...currently.

The water is scary. I mean, dat blue

That water is shark infested...but this was the easiest way there. Every other way kinda...well, was either frozen to the point where we couldn't survive or they were blocked off. So yeah. Anyway, I found a barrel in the water and it was filled with Dynamite...this could get us to our first destination quicker. I also found out that a storm is coming this way. Shall we manipulate the storm's wave currents to get there, or use this barrel full of dynamite? I never said this was easy, ya know.

Well, we could use the storm since we have literally NO PROTECTION FROM DYNAMITE EXPLODING.  

Uh, storm, I guess? And we could use the dynamite to kill the inevitable huge sea creature that's going to come, since bad stuff always happens in storms.

Right, right... I never think things through Anyway, THAR SHE BLOWS!!!!!!! And right on time too...
Narrator: And the storm starts to blow through, as a Whirlpool also appears. A Giant Squid attacks! Will our heroes survive...?